A/n: A roleplay between me, Parisc54 and me mate FeatherTickler about the Oraginization jetting- um... portalling off to Hollywood. Also gueststars as both as fan girls. ^^

BOLD is Parisc54

NORMAL is FeatherTickler

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It was a quiet afternoon in the World That Never Was, in the Castle That Never Was.
That is, until, the members of the group who lived there, Organization XIII found out that they were out of food.
"I'm HUNGRY!" Demyx announced sadly, walking into the sitting room that never was and sitting down on the nonexistent couch forlornly.  
"We're all out of food again."
"So go buy some," Larxene said flatly from a chair as she read a magazine.
"But..." Demyx started. "..I don't have any money." He said, looking at the ground. Marluxia smirked.
"So, get some funds," He said simply from across the room, where he was watering his plants. "Ask some of the older members, they have the money.  They don't trust us with it, not since you, Axel, and Roxas spent it all on hair gel."
Demyx looked like he was about to respond, but he was interrupted by Saix walking into the room.
"Sorry, funds are low," He said coolly, flipping through the pile of nonexistent letters in his hand. He had apparently just gotten the mail. "What do you think; nonexistent money grows on trees that never were?"
"They don't?" Larxene said sarcastically from her chair. She rolled her eyes.
"So we don't get /food/ now?! This is going too far!" Demyx announced, but he was ignored as Saix raised his eyebrow curiously.
"This is an interesting letter..." He said, holding up a bright gold letter. Marluxia walked over and took t.
"Let me see!" He said, scanning the page. He suddenly started laughing.
"They want to make a movie about /us/?! Are you serious?"

"Axel! You used all the hair gel! We only bought a barrel of it yesterday!"
"Why'd you think it was me? It could have been anyone!"
"So you're saying Demyx would've burnt the barrel and write "Axel waz ere" with the ashes?"
"...you... you never know?"
"Gark!"
XIII stormed into the sitting room, looking like he wanted to kill something, followed my VIII.
"Roxas, maybe a cat- oh, hi everyone." Axel said, looking glad for the change of subject. "What's this?"
He took the letter out of Marluxia's hand and read it quickly. He started to snigger.
"Get real, this is probably some prank. Xigbar or somebody probably did this."
"Did what?" Xigbar, Luxord and Xaldin came into the room, Luxord holding a pack of cards.
"Someone wants to make a movie of us." Roxas said. "But we know it was one of you who sent it."
The three Nobodies looked at each other. Luxord shrugged. "Not us, shrimpy."

"Well, if it wasn't one of you, than who was it?" Saix said impatiently.     
"Who cares? If it's garbage, throw it out. Don't let Axel burn the mail   again, though," Larxene said warningly. "The last time he almost set fire to the mailbox. I still think a shredder's the best way to go, but..." She shook her head.  
Demyx seemed excited. "But, if we're in a movie, I could do all the music for it!" He said, looking hopeful. "Can't we just go and see? Please?"
Marluxia spoke up. "Well, you never know, right? Maybe they do want us in a movie... Or maybe those bratty kids are setting some sort of trap for us."
"But they couldn't take all of us at once," Larxene pointed out. Marluxia nodded.
"True..."
"Perhaps we could go see," Saix said suddenly. Everyone looked at him in surprise. Of course, no one knew this, but Saix had always wanted to be a movie star and ride in a limo to fancy restaurants and hotels.

Axel looked disappointed. "But junk mail burns pretty..."
"Think about it, Axel!" Luxord stepped forward, throwing the pack of cards to Demyx to hold. "If we're in a movie and make lots of money, you can have your own personal burning - place thing."
"Dudes? Dudette?" Xigbar waved his hands to get attention. "I'd like to believe some crazy rich director wants us to go to Hollywood, but get serious!"
"What if there are-" Roxas shuddered, "Fan girls..."
"I don't think he's gotten over getting lady's underwear in the mail..."  Axel whispered to Xaldin.
"Anyway," Luxord continued, "If we do go think of all the money!  And the casinos..."
"I vote we go!" Axel put his hand up.
    
Saix coughed and raised his hand as well. Demyx grabbed the pack of cards and jumped up and down with his hand in the air.     
"Ooh, me me!" He said happily.
Larxene laughed. "Fan girls? On second thought, this might be   amusing."  She had a mental image of herself telling fan girls where all the guys were hiding and grinned evilly. It was always fun to watch them run away   screaming. She raised her hand, before glancing at Xigbar.
"Don't. Call. Me. Dudette." She said, giving him a glare.
Marluxia looked at them all for a moment, then sighed and raised his   hand.     
"I think you're all nuts..." He said, shaking his head. But then again, it could be fun. Especially when Lurxord lost all of his money, and asked everyone else to borrow some. That was fun, because  then he had to do  whatever they said , like run around in the streets saying that he loved  the Queen of Hearts from Wonderland.  Lawls.
Demyx smiled cheerfully.
"To the Portals of Darkness!" He said dramatically, pointing to the basement. Then he stopped, and looked at the others who hadn't agreed yet.
"...You're coming too, right?"

Roxas sighed and put his hand up too. "Yeah, I'll come..."
"Marly's right; you ARE all nuts... But it's a free vacation." Xigbar raised his hand.
Xaldin looked at them all for a moment then slowly raised his hand. "I'm not staying here on my own."
"We're not taking the others... are we?" Axel said, "Xemnas rants about   Kingdom Hearts all day, Zexion just depressing to be around and- well, y'know."
"Meh, let's just go already." Luxord shook his head and walked towards the door.
"I'm gonna pack." Roxas said, running towards the stairs.
"Me too!" Axel agreed, following him.
"They keep forgetting we can portal, huh?" Xigbar said, disappearing into darkness.
"See you all in five!"
        
"YAY!" Demyx said cheerfully, jumping up and down. Larxene shook her head as he ran off with Axel and Roxas.
Saix shook his head. "it would be better if the Superior wasn't made   aware of our decision... Or even that we got the letter. Axel probably /should/ burn it later," He said before creating a portal and   disappearing. Marluxia looked at his plants.
"But... Who's gunna plant-sit?" he said sadly/ Larxene rolled her   eyes.
"I'm sure they'll be fine, now get going!"    
The two disappeared as well, and soon they were all in a busy    intersection in Hollywood.
"/Now/ what?"

"Well, I'm in the mood for kicking someone up the rear after Customs of Nothing stopped me..." Luxord muttered.
"I guess stopping a dude for having 65 packs of cards was a BIT harsh..."  Xigbar sniggered.
"I might need them! You take your guns everywhere, don't you!?"
"MY weapons don't cost 2 munny a box-"
"Shut /up/!" Axel yelled, sitting on his fire patterned suircase with    Roxas. "What does the letter say to do?"
"Upon arrival please make your way to SquareEnix productions..." Roxas   scratched his head. "Who're they?"
"Never heard of them. Probably some company that's not all important."  Axel shrugged, turning on his Gameboy to play Chocobo Racer 3.

Marluxia blinked.
"SquareEnix? What kind of name is that, anyway?" He said, shaking his head. "The things these mortals come up with these days... And maybe they thought that you would scare people with your 'awesome' gambling skills," He grinned. How on earth he could get his scythe through was beyond anyone there, but a little bit of threatening the guards really did do wonders.
   Demyx had luckily been able to take his sitar with him, due to the fact   that it looked like an innocent instrument. "So, where's that?" He asked, looking around as if hoping to find a sign or something.
   Larxene was ignoring all of them, and was looking in a pamphlet she had   found.
   "Hmm... There are a lot of spas here..." She was saying to herself. She was already planning how she would spend her bags of money when they were done with this movie thing.
   Saix was thinking.
   "Well, I say that we go this way-" he was cut off, however, when a girl   with short brown hair came running up to the group, squealing happily.
   "Oh my gosh! It's Organization XIII! Can I have your autographs?" She   asked cheerfully, holding out an autograph book.


"Save me!" Roxas jumped away from the fan girl in Axel's arms.
  "Roxas! Don't make the yaoi fans go all rabid, got it memorized?!" Axel   snapped, dropping XIII on the ground.
  "Don't worry, there's enough stuff on the internet to keep then occupied  for a LONG time." Xigbar sniggered.
  "WHAT?!" Roxas and Axel screeched.
  "You think that's bad you should see this stuff with you and Demyx, Xigbar." Luxord smiled evilly.
  "WHAT?!"
  Just then a cosplayer dressed in a Cloud costume walked past and let out the loudest "squee" the Organization would ever hear.
  "Omg, Demyx I love you!" She hopped up and down excitedly. "I love your sitar and your hair's so purdy...!"
  Axel's eyes widened and he looked at Roxas;
  "Since when did Cloud get so small... and gay?"
  "I dunno..."
  "A start of a whole new yaoi pairing..."
  "Yup, Cloud's just ruined his rep..."

  "But, but... I'm one of your biggest fans!" The girl said sadly. "And I know you're not gay! At least, you better not be, because /then/ you couldn't ask me out on a date!" She said dreamily. "We're on our way to a convention!" She said proudly. "You guys should come!"
  Demyx just tilted his head. "What's yaoi?" He said thoughtfully.  Obviously, he wasn't aware of the sick fad. He looked at the cosplayer and backed away.
  "Cloud loves me?!" he said, looking disgusted. "But yes, my hair /is/ purdy..." He admitted. "But you don't get to say that!"
  Larxene laughed. "Ha! Being the only girl in the Organization means that I have much more straight pairings online than not-straight ones," She was obviously very glad of this.
  Saix and Marluxia looked sad in the corner.
  "How come we don't get fan-girls...?" Saix said.
  "That's easy! Everyone thinks Marluxia's a little on the... Gay side and Saix kisses the Superior's but all the time," The fan-girl said simply.  Marluxia shook his head.
  "What, you think I like some of /these/ idiots?! And... ONLY REAL MEN WEAR PINK!" He insisted.
  Nobody answered him, although a few covered up their laughter with coughs.
  Larxene laughed at Axel and Roxas' discussion.
  "You better watch out, then. Gay Cloud is on the loose!"

The Cloud giggled. "These guys are awesome, but so dumb..." She thought, also thinking it would be funny to let them believe she was THE Cloud.
"Cloud's /giggling/ Axel! /Giggling/!" Roxas just looked plain disturbed now.
"Just back away, Roxas... Take a few steps back..."
Number's eight and thirteen took two steps back. Luxord shook his head at them both.
"Marluxia, try growing some genitals instead of geraniums and maybe you might get some fan girls..." He said.
"Oh, harsh, dude."
"I do try, Xigbar."
Roxas heard what Larxene said and smirked evily. "Lar-Lar...Do you know who you usually get paired with?" He said evilly, ignoring Axel's wild hand gestures that shrieked "No! Not good! Shut up now! Got it memorized?!"
"And I'm not gay." "Cloud" said, everyone knows CloTi is the new FF pairing

Demyx shook his head.
"NO! Guys, Cloud is all /weird!/ I'm SCARED! What are Square Enix thinking of, making people like this?!"
Marluxia glared at Luxord.
"Excuse you?! At least I don't have to grow a beard just to prove I'm a guy... And you could lay off the gambling, /old man/. It's just for people too lazy to make /real/ money. And the flowers are awesome. Word!" he said, crossing his arms and trying to look cool.
Yeah, didn't work so much, considering he still looked angry.
Larxene shook her head.
"Actually, I don't normally look at pictures of /myself/ online, so to  say," She said, eyeing Roxas suspiciously. "Why? Who am I normally paired up with?"
If it was someone weird like Xaldin, so help her, those people on Deviant art would be killed. Slowly and painfully.
The girl nodded.
"Yeah! I mean... Pfft! What the heck are you guys doing here, anyway? Not that I’m complaining, of course..." She said, still grinning gleefully.

"Cloud" giggled again. "He even looks cute when he's being dumb!"
"This beard is my /image/, /man/." Luxord growled, "And you could shave your head and people would still say how "nice" you look in dresses, Pinky!"
"Axe-" Axel dunted Roxas in the head with a chakaram.
"Oops... my weapon slipped. Uh, heh heh?"
"You're ALL nuts... Xigbar shook his head and said to the girl. "Some company called us about making a movie."

  Demyx backed away. Fast.
"Really! This scares me... Very much!" And he hid behind Roxas and Axel. "Make it stop!"
Marluxia turned back to Luxord and laughed.
"Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, buddy? Your /image/ stinks!" He laughed. "Just because I'm hotter than you... You're just jealous. Na na na na na na!" He stuck his tongue out at him.
Larxene raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm... Right, then..." She wasn't stupid, really. She could /tell/ that Axel didn't want him to tell her. Maybe it was him? Well, only one way to find out...
She whipped out her daggers and pointed them at the two, grinning.
"Tell me know, or I make it so you're stuck to the wall and tell all the fan-girls to come this way. It might attract some yaoi ones, and well... I'd hate to think what they'd make you do!"
The girl's eyes got all sparkly.
"You did?! That is so... GREAT!" She started jumping up and down.
"I WANNA SEE IT! Better yet, can we be in it?!" She pleaded with them. "PLEASE?!"
  
RJ laughed once more and pulled off her Cloud wig. "Man... and they say cosplayers are easy!"
Luxord snorted. "Maybe in the land of Weirdness where you come from, Pinky. What do you REALLY grow out in that garden of yours, eh?"
Axel narrowed his eyes and glanced side ways at Roxas in a "this-is-all-your-fault-and-I-am-so-burning-your-PS2-when-we-get-back" kind off way.
"Now, Larxy, I was only kidding, right, Axel? Axel?" He looked back at the spot where he had been standing. "Stoopid portals... Okay, you're partnered with Axel mostly. But sometimes-" He shuddered, "-it's /Demyx/..."

Marluxia smirked.
"You will never know, Luxord. You will never know..." He shook his head.
Larxene blinked. Just like she thought... but, rather than responding to the part about Axel, she merely turned around to hide her slightly reddened face and shook her head.
"Demyx?! What the heck? Do I even talk to him /at all/ in the course of any of the games?!" She said, sounding disgusted.
Demyx grinned. "Aww, c'mon, Larxene! You know you can't resist me~!"
Larxene was silent for a moment, obviously surprised, and then she turned around and smacked him in the face.
"Don't go there."
Saix, who had been busy looking in the map for the location of the filming of his favourite soap opera, quickly turned around and shrugged.
"I don't care. Both of you can be in the movie, if you want. We just have to go. Now."
The girl squealed happily.

Luxord looked quite disturbed at this for a moment then he walked away, "Whatever..."
A hand came out of nowhere and smacked Roxas across the head. "Idiot! She's electrofry me now!" Axel hissed, stepping out of the portal.
"Consider it pay back."
"For what?!"
"You told Namine that I had dreams about her, Axel."
"...it's true thought isn't it."
"S- shut up!"
"Yay!" RJ jumped in the air and put her wig back on. "Let's go!"


Marluxia took out a little notepad and wrote down 'Marluxia: 1 Luxord: 0' and then put it away.
Larxene continued to ignore the two, figuring it would be better to just nod her head. "Right, let's go make this 'movie'," She said, walking down the street.
Saix followed, as did Demyx (who was still rubbing the cheek Larxene has slapped. ), and the girl, who was still smiling cheerfully.
"I can't believe we're going to be in a movie!"
They soon made it to the headquarters.

"I mean who does that pink haired hippy think he is?!"
"I know, man..."
"I mean, sure my weapons are cards but I don't skip around flower beds and- and- crap."
"Yeah, Luxrod."
"Were you even listening, Xigbar?"
"Not really, no."
"so do you know what the films' about?" RJ asked Axel and Roxas.
"Well... It's about- us."
RJ narrowed her eyes, "Really? You wouldn't think it, huh?" then she laughed.
"Cosplayers are WEIRD..."

Demyx piped into their conversation.
"I don't know, but I'm going to do all the music!" He said proudly.
Saix thought for a moment. "I believe the letter said that it was about when each member joined... You know, them getting used to being in such a great Organization."
Larxene shrugged. "Whatever. As long as it doesn't show how when I joined, I had to clean everyone's rooms." She shivered. "I'm scarred for life."
Once at the building, they walked inside and over to the security guard.
"We’re Organization XIII, here for our movie," Saix informed the guard. The Guard laughed.
"Ha ha! Yeah, right!" he said. Larxene raised an eyebrow.
"Do you want me to /make you/ believe we're real?" She said, threateningly.

"Look." Luxord leaned on the desk, "How many people do you know that wander around in black cloaks, have the weirdest hair styles possible and fan girls-" he pointed at said fan girls "-following them everywhere?"
"Y'know he has a point." Roxas said, looking thoughtful.
"Blondie..."
"What did you say?!"